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Long time lurker - Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Sale price $49.95
Color: Charcoal
Size: S
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  • Designed and printed in Australia
  • Every purchase promotes Aussie species, plus 10% of profits are donated to BirdLife Australia
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Long time lurker - Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Long time lurker - Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

In honour of the famous internet line "long time lurker, first time poster", we give you the ultimate lurker... the spotted wobbegong.

The spotted wobbegong might have the coolest name in the ocean—and the camo to match! This flat, bottom-dwelling shark lounges on the seafloor, blending perfectly with coral and rocks thanks to its intricate pattern of spots and the funky tassels around its face. Despite its laid-back appearance, the wobbegong is a sneaky ambush predator, striking with lightning speed when unsuspecting fish swim too close. And here’s a wild fact: they can actually breathe while staying still by pumping water over their gills using cheek muscles—it's called buccal pumping. Found mostly around Australia, these quirky sharks play an important role in the marine ecosystem. Conservation efforts are helping to monitor their populations and protect their habitats from overfishing and environmental damage, keeping the ocean's most stylish ambush predator safe and swimming.

Whether you’re relaxing at home or out and about, this crewneck sweatshirt meets the needs of adults who value comfort and style. It’s also environmentally conscious, made from ethically sourced materials, allowing you to wear it proudly all season long. To keep this original design looking fresh and the print vibrant, turn it inside out, give it a cold wash, and skip the tumble dry and ironing—your shirt will thank you with long-lasting style!

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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